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Saturday, March 1, 2008

HCL Technologies Recruitment in PBRVITS

HCL Technologies Recruitment in PBRVITS


hi fndz.........................
today HCL Technologies is conducting Recruitment process in PBRVITS,kavali. Interviews will be start on 8:30AM on 1-3-2008.It's a two days process.
Totally 16 colleges are invited for the interviews.Interview process is
on 1-3-2008-->GD's
on 2-3-2008-->TECH & HR Interviews.
so say all d best for al the students who are attending the Interviews.
from my side all d best for all my friends............................................ur's crazyboy.

Friday, February 29, 2008

WITHOUT HAYDEN,AUSTRALIA OODEN

AUSTRALIA SHOCKED BY SRILANKA

Sri Lanka pull off consolation win
SRILANKA 221 ALLOUT 50 OVERS
AUS 208 ALLOUT 48.1 OVERS
Adam Gilchrist provided the fireworks but Sri Lanka's seamers had the extinguisher at the MCG, where Australia's blistering start of 0 for 107 in the 15th over transformed into 6 for 131 after 25 overs. Gilchrist made 83 from 50 balls but his team-mates struggled to reach double-figures and were in danger of entering the CB Series finals on the back of a loss.
They needed a further 91 to overcome Sri Lanka and were relying on Michael Hussey, who had 1, and Brad Hogg, who was on 7. Survival was the immediate aim after they lost 6 for 16 in ten overs.

Michael Clarke had not scored when he was bowled from his 11th delivery by Ishara Amerasinghe, and Ricky Ponting had faced the same number for 1 when Nuwan Kulasekera trapped him lbw. Andrew Symonds feathered a leg-side catch behind off Amerasinghe for 0 and Lasith Malinga had Brad Haddin lbw for 7 to complete the middle-order rout.

MS FUNNY WINDOWS

(Fake) Windows Error Messages

DOS Error #01: Windows loading, come back tomorrow
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DOS Error #04: Out of disk space. Delete Windows? (Y)es (H)ell yes!
Windows Error #01: No error... ...yet.
Windows Error #02: Multitasking attempted. System confused.
Windows Error #03: Unexplained error.
Windows Error #04: Reserved for future mistakes
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Windows Error #06: Unable to exit windows. Try the door.
Windows Error #07: Door locked. Try control-alt-delete
Windows Error #08: Keyboard locked. Try anything you can think of.
Windows Error #09: Game Over. Exiting Windows.
Windows Error #10: Dynamic linking error. Your mistake is now in every file.
Windows Error #11: Erronious error. Nothing wrong.
Windows Error #12: Promotional literature overflow. Mailbox full.
Windows Error #13: Unexplained error. Please tell us how it happened.
Windows Error #14: Uncertainty error. Uncertainty may be inadequate.
Windows Error #15: Unable to figure out our own code. System crashed.
Windows Error #16: Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened.
Windows Error #17: Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
Windows Error #18: Unexpected error - Huh ?
Windows Error #19: Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost.
Windows Error #20: Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.
Windows Error #21: Working Error - The system has been working perfectly for the past ten minutes.
Windows Error #33: Mouse not found. Press mouse button to continue.
Win95 Error #01: Insufficient money spent in hardware
Real Windows Error MessagesWord for
Windows 6.0 under Windows 3.11: There were made too many changes to this document, so that it cannot be saved. Please save your work and open the document again.
E-mailed Windows jokes
1. In a world without walls and fences - who needs windows and gates?!
2. Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working properly if you open Windows.
3. My SPARCstation has air condition. No need to open windows.
4. Windows means "Work is never done on Windows systems"
5. Microsoft broke Volkswagen's world record: Volkswagen only made 22 million bugs!
6. Windows 95 the most popular virus on the market today.
7. Windows95 - Plug and pray...
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9. Windows - The best $89 solitaire game you can buy
10. Windows - so intuitive you only need a meg of help files!
11. If Windows is user-friendly, why do you need a 678-page manual?
12. Alt-F4. Just do it.
13. Double your drive space: Delete Windows!
14. Does someone know the cheats for Windows95?
15. This is an air conditioned room - Do not open Windows
16. This virus requires Microsoft Windows 3.x
17. Windows - a virus with mouse support
18. The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first.
19.Windows95: New look, same multicrashing
20. Windows95 will be released as soon as Windows 3.1 finishes loading
21. Windows95 - Every function is a restart function...
22. Windows95 does really have preemptive Multitasking: It can boot and crash at the same time.

Debt waiver scheme and relief to small and marginal farmers ,Budget 2008


Highlights of Budget 2008
Union Finance Minister P Chidambaram on Friday unveiled the much-awaited General Budget for the fiscal 2008-08 in the Parliament.Chidambaram presented his seventh full budget - two when the United Front government was in power and the remaining five under the United Progressive Alliance government.The Finance Minister presented the Budget against a backdrop of slowing expansion and creeping inflation which has hit the poor hardest.
Debt waiver scheme and relief to small and marginal farmers
- Agri loans disbursed by rural banks, RRBs and Cooperative banks
before March 2007 and overdue on Dec 2007 waived
- Overdue agri loans amount to Rs 50,000 cr under the waiver and 10,000 cr under the OTS
- Implementation of waiver to be completed by June 2008
- Farmers eligible for fresh agri loans post the waiver or one time set
tlement
- National Agri Insurance scheme get Rs 640 cr
- Tea Research association gets Rs 20 cr
- 500 soil testing labs to be set up in the 11th plan, govt to give 1 time budgetary assistance of Rs 75 cr to agri ministry for setting up mobile soil testing facilities

- National Horticulure Mission to get Rs 1,100 cr
- Govt sets up irrigation and water resource finance corp with an in
itial corpus of Rs 100 cr
- Schedule Commercial Banks farm credit 75%

- Micro irrigation scheme gets Rs 500 cr to cover 4,00,000 additional hectares
- Rs 12050 cr for strengthening rural health services
- 24 pct allocation hike for women, child development

- Inflation will be kept under check
- Jawaharlal Navoday Vidyalaya to be set in 20 new districts for SC/STs
- Healthcare allocation to be raised by 15%
- Bhopal and Tripura to get one IIScR each and 2 colleges of art
- 3 IITs to be set up in Bihar, AP, Rajasthan
- 288 public sector bank branches to be opened in areas with concentration of minorities
- Irrigation outlay increased

- National Minority Development and Finance Corp to get Rs 75 cr
- Special attention, more funds for North East
- 54 gender budgeting cells set up
- Agriculture share in total investment up from 10.2% in 2003-04 to 16% during the 11th Plan
- Agri credit target to be Rs 2,80,000 cr for 2008-09
- LIC to cover all woman SHGs linked to the bank

- Mobilisation of additional resources of Rs 10,000 cr as planned capital expenditure under Plan-B
- Allocation for ministry of minorities doubled to Rs 1,000 cr
- Schemes for woman to get Rs 1,460 cr this fiscal

- Child related schemes to get Rs 33,434 cr
- 54 departments to be set up gender budgeting divisions
- Rajiv Gandhi drinking water mission to get Rs 7,300 cr
- Rs 3,966 cr for SC/STs schemes
- Allocation of Rs 75 cr for 2008-09 for the Rajiv Gandhi felicitation programme
- Sanitation to get Rs1,200 cr
- Rs 200 cr for providing portable water system in each school in areas of water scarce regions
- IT industry gets Rs 100 cr for connecting knowledge institutions
- NREGS to be extended to 596 rural distt with an outlay of Rs 16,000cr
- The remuneration Angan Bari workers has been increased from Rs 1000 cr-1500 cr per month
- Women entitled to equal share and equal say
- Science scholarships for young learners
- 16 Central universities to be set up
- 6000 model high schools to be started
- Science scholarships for young learners
- Inflation will be kept under check

- More allocation for polio and AIDS
- Health covers of Rs 30000 for workers in unorganised sectors
- Education sector gets a boost
- Agri credit doubled in first two years
- Bharat Nirman allocation to go up to Rs 31,280 cr from Rs 24,603 cr
- Gross Budgetary support to be Rs 24,3386 cr about Rs 38,286 cr more than 2007-08
- Agriculture credit to touch 2,40,000 cr in 2008
- Focus on achievement of self-sufficiency in food grain
- Soyabean output to be 9.45 mn tonnes
- Maize production to be 16.78 mn tonnes
- Rice production to be 94.08 mn tonnes
- Total agri production to be 219.32 mn tonnes at all time high
- Agriculture disappointing at average annual growth of 2.6%
- Keeping inflation under check to be on focus
- Focus on management of supply side of food, market, capital inflows next year
- India has registered a growth of over 8%$ for 12 successive quarters till Dec 2007

Million-Dollar (Cricket) Babies

IT'S RAINING MONEY
It's raining millions for Indian cricketers. The Board of Control for Cricket in India's (BCCI) Indian Premier League (IPL) is all set to take the cricket world by storm riding on the back of its multi-million dollar budget and a host of international stars.




MOHALI CALLING
Preity Zinta, along with Ness Wadia and others, have got the Mohali team. IPL Chairman Lalit Modi (R) announced the teams today.








SHOPPING FOR PLAYERS
Preity Zinta and Ness Wadia gathered in a Mumbai hotel on Wednesday, ready to hammer their cheque-books to sign some of the biggest names in sport.






KING KHAN
Shah Rukh Khan owns the Calcutta franchisee of the IPL and Akhtar is in the list of players to go under the hammer.
AND THE GAME HAS BEGUN Gauri Khan with Shah Rukh Khan at the auctions for the Indian Premier League (IPL)
GET SET GO
Bollywood's King Khan with his wife Gauri Khan. Shah Rukh had also met Akhtar late last year during the Pakistan cricket team's tour to India.
(FROM CNN IBN)

The Economic Survey 2007-08,

FACTS
The Economic Survey 2007-08, while upbeat on the over $1 trillion economy, has prescribed a flurry of possible reforms that would help to sustain growth at nine per cent, and reach double-digit levels in future from the estimated 8.7 per cent for the year 2008.The survey had a touch of the French President, Mr Nicholas Sarkozy, as it recommended increasing the workweek to 60 hours from the current 48, and a daily limit of 12 hours to meet seasonal demands through overtime. President Sarkozy also wants the French to work more and produce more.The survey, which was tabled in Parliament on Thursday by the Union finance minister, Mr P. Chidambaram, noted that the economy had achieved a higher trajectory of growth in the past five years, but “the challenge to maintain growth has become more complex because of the increasing globalisation of the world economy and growing influence of global developments, economic as well as non-economic.” It noted that infrastructure constraints are more binding and there is “heightened urgency” to augment and upgrade infrastructure, both physical and social, and in particular in the areas of power, ports and roads.Mr Chidambaram summed up the outlook for 2008-09 with the phrase “optimism with caution as the watchword.” He said: “There are a number of things going in favour of India. We need to capitalise on these opportunities while at the same time responding to the evolving situation in the global economy in a manner that our growth story is not affected.”The slew of reforms suggested by the survey include private sector entry into coal mining, phasing out controls on sugar, fertiliser and drugs, raising foreign equity in insurance to 49 per cent, allowing of foreign equity in all retail trade and allowing 100 per cent FDI in greenfield private agricultural rural banks.The survey stressed the need for “unprecedented amounts of capital with macroeconomic stability”, and said this would need public-private participation. It suggested that the government should provide incentives and motivation so that PPP could perform at its best.Talking of the two inter-related macro-economic challenges the country faces in maintaining high GDP growth on a sustained basis, the survey zeroes in on the two “I”s: inflow of capital and inflation. Capital inflows, it said, had spurted to an average four per cent of GDP, which was far in excess of current account financing requirements. This leads to large accumulation of reserves and a buildup of pressure on prices. Foreign exchange reserve accumulation was of the order of $ 15.1 billion in 2005-06 and $36.6 billion in 2006-07. So the excess of capital inflows has risen to 7.7 per cent of GDP in the first half of 2007-08, and foreign exchange reserves increased by $91.6 billion to $290.8 billion as on February 8, 2008.The survey notes that foreign capital chases growth as a profitable investment opportunity. However, if growth opportunities are stifled by infrastructure bottlenecks, credit squeeze, inflation etc., and do not materialise, this huge inflow will see accumulation of reserves and will put pressure on the Indian rupee to appreciate. The Reserve Bank spends Rs 8,200 crores to sterilise dollar inflows. The composition of capital inflows is also changing, with debt inflows, primarily external commercial borrowings (ECBs), shooting up to $16.2 billion in 2006-07.The Indian economy seems to be in a challenging cycle of huge inflows of capital and the problems of plenty and it is bending under the weight of plenty. How and why did the deceleration of the economy or moderation of industrial growth start? Almost all sectors, except for electricity, transport, hotels, communications and other services, were down. The deceleration in agriculture was due to the slackening in growth of the rabi crop.Manufacturing and construction decelerated by 2.5 percentage points in 2007-08. Cement and steel key inputs for construction also decelerated to 7.4 per cent and 6.5 per cent respectively in April-December, from 10.8 per cent and 11.2 per cent in the previous year. There was also a deceleration of growth of revenue-earning freight traffic by the Railways, passengers handled at airports and bank credit in April-November 2007-08. In short, the outlook for growth is slower, but it can be accelerated through reforms. This will be one of the biggest political challenges for the Manmohan Singh government. Gold at home makes us rich
New Delhi, Feb. 28: India is glittering. Indians have grown richer by $50 billion in the past two months even as the world witnessed a stock market meltdown across bourses, leaving many on the Forbes list poorer by billions of dollars. Over the past four years, Indians have seen their net worth soar by $320 billion — a return that would do Warren Buffet or George Soros proud. The secret to this new-found prosperity when investors worldwide are ruing their falling fortunes is India’s craving for gold.
(FROM http://www.deccan.com/home/homedetails.asp#Faster%20reform%20plan%20unveiled)