MS FUNNY WINDOWS

(Fake) Windows Error Messages

DOS Error #01: Windows loading, come back tomorrow

DOS Error #02: Windows loaded. System in danger.

DOS Error #03: Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance

DOS Error #04: Out of disk space. Delete Windows? (Y)es (H)ell yes!

Windows Error #01: No error... ...yet.

Windows Error #02: Multitasking attempted. System confused.

Windows Error #03: Unexplained error.

Windows Error #04: Reserved for future mistakes

Windows Error #05: Nonexistent error. This cannot really be happening.

Windows Error #06: Unable to exit windows. Try the door.

Windows Error #07: Door locked. Try control-alt-delete

Windows Error #08: Keyboard locked. Try anything you can think of.

Windows Error #09: Game Over. Exiting Windows.

Windows Error #10: Dynamic linking error. Your mistake is now in every file.

Windows Error #11: Erronious error. Nothing wrong.

Windows Error #12: Promotional literature overflow. Mailbox full.

Windows Error #13: Unexplained error. Please tell us how it happened.

Windows Error #14: Uncertainty error. Uncertainty may be inadequate.

Windows Error #15: Unable to figure out our own code. System crashed.

Windows Error #16: Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened.

Windows Error #17: Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!

Windows Error #18: Unexpected error - Huh ?

Windows Error #19: Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost.

Windows Error #20: Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.

Windows Error #21: Working Error - The system has been working perfectly for the past ten minutes.

Windows Error #33: Mouse not found. Press mouse button to continue.

Win95 Error #01: Insufficient money spent in hardware
Real Windows Error MessagesWord for

Windows 6.0 under Windows 3.11: There were made too many changes to this document, so that it cannot be saved. Please save your work and open the document again.
E-mailed Windows jokes

1. In a world without walls and fences - who needs windows and gates?!

2. Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working properly if you open Windows.

3. My SPARCstation has air condition. No need to open windows.

4. Windows means "Work is never done on Windows systems"

5. Microsoft broke Volkswagen's world record: Volkswagen only made 22 million bugs!

6. Windows 95 the most popular virus on the market today.

7. Windows95 - Plug and pray...

8. How do you fix all Windows bugs at once?a) mke2fs /dev/sda1b) deltree /y \

9. Windows - The best $89 solitaire game you can buy

10. Windows - so intuitive you only need a meg of help files!

11. If Windows is user-friendly, why do you need a 678-page manual?

12. Alt-F4. Just do it.

13. Double your drive space: Delete Windows!

14. Does someone know the cheats for Windows95?

15. This is an air conditioned room - Do not open Windows

16. This virus requires Microsoft Windows 3.x

17. Windows - a virus with mouse support

18. The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first.
19.Windows95: New look, same multicrashing

20. Windows95 will be released as soon as Windows 3.1 finishes loading

21. Windows95 - Every function is a restart function...

22. Windows95 does really have preemptive Multitasking: It can boot and crash at the same time.

23. Have you crashed your Windows today?